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Noel Edmonds’ Kiwi Journey

9pm, ITV1

It’s been the surprising eccentric hit of the summer time, nevertheless it’s time to say goodbye to Edmonds and his new life in New Zealand. First, although: he needs to marry Liz … for a fifth time! In spite of everything, there’s a chapel on their property. He calls on his international operations director (“GOD”) to arrange the ceremony, whereas Edmonds tries to rescue his flailing enterprise. “I completely settle for that there are individuals who completely dismiss me as being loopy,” he says. “Am I bothered about that? No, I’m not.” Hollie Richardson

Our Yorkshire Store: A Victorian Restoration

8pm, Channel 4
With one week till the grand reopening of Peacock & Verity, volunteers in Masham race to good their beloved Victorian grocers. Though the cafe is full, a hanging window show is nonetheless wanted, so the workforce visits Fortress Museum in York seeking inspiration. Ali Catterall

Chicago Hearth

8pm, Sky Witness
It’s a triple-whammy for the Windy Metropolis sequence, with this bumper crossover episode bringing collectively the Hearth, Med and PD strands. The catastrophic occasion uniting all of the responders on this event is a gasoline explosion, which causes a hearth and leads to a subway tunnel caving in. HR

And Simply Like That

9pm, Sky Comedy
Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and pals have extra gentle drama to cope with because the third season of the now a lot much less cringeworthy Intercourse and the Metropolis sequel continues. Outdated flames, new romances and the intoxicating promise of Carrie changing into a (fairly tacky) novelist are all swirled collectively in one other sweetly escapist replace. Jack Seale

First Dates

10pm, Channel 4
Look out for a few new waiters on this sequence: Gerald and Kyle, who like to entertain. They are going to be serving Rebecca, who wants to seek out somebody half-decent (anybody?) who can be a fan of Boris Johnson. Then there may be Anna, who needs a seaside buddy – will a surfer do? HR

St Denis Medical

10.50pm, BBC One

A double invoice of the nice and cozy and amiable US mockumentary that reveals flashes of greatness. Supervising nurse Alex is horrified to find that she is the executor of her colleague Joyce’s will. Elsewhere, poor on-line critiques irk the medics, whilst a fed-up Dr Ron declares: “Who cares … it’s a hospital, not a Mexican restaurant!” Hannah J Davies

Movie selection

Depraved (Jon M Chu, 2024), 10am and 8pm, Sky Cinema Premiere
Should you contemplate your self a musical agnostic, Depraved is likely to be finest loved on a tv display screen. Consumed in a single sitting – so lengthy, so many songs carried out at such an unwavering excessive depth – anybody undecided would possibly discover themselves overwhelmed by the sheer onslaught of the factor. However if you’re prepared for the plunge, Jon M Chu’s Wizard of Oz prequel is an extravaganza. The performances are improbable, particularly Ariana Grande, whose years spent toiling down the Disney Channel mines manifest themselves in a exceptional lightness of contact. The ambition is faultless. And for those who aren’t moved by the walloping last efficiency of Defying Gravity, you could be useless inside. Stuart Heritage

Zombies 4: Daybreak of the Vampires (Paul Hoen, 2025), Disney+

If you’re an grownup with unfiltered entry to the broad sweep of horror, maybe Disney’s Zombies franchise has handed you by. However if you’re a toddler – sufficiently taken with horror to wish to dip your toes in, however not fairly prepared for outright gore – Zombies is manna from heaven. It’s Excessive College Musical, in essence, however with a vaguely supernatural bent. Earlier instalments have launched werewolves and aliens; this time, we get vampires. That includes songs reminiscent of Don’t Mess With Us and Kerosene, it’s light-weight fluff, however extremely pleasant. SH